Koala farts smell like cough drops.

usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.

Good. I thought I was the only one.

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

image

IT’S LIKE

no

image

d ont hurt my childern

breann-chun:

lindsaychrist:

bye

I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS AHAHHAHAHAHAH

Take me out of my skin. It doesn’t feel like mine anymore.
b.s. (via saferinsilence)
chookainmelb:

Exactly this

chookainmelb:

Exactly this

the801010life:

just take a second to think about how weird it is for humans to drink cows milk 

okamikaze:

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

OMG NETTE!!!

totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.
Sylvia Plath (via a-syd)
thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it