I think about this joke a lot.
Good. I thought I was the only one.
IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK
FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT
d ont hurt my childern
|—||b.s. (via saferinsilence)|
just take a second to think about how weird it is for humans to drink cows milk
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture
|—||Sylvia Plath (via a-syd)|
"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it