Koala farts smell like cough drops.

When you’re seeing double lmao

fuck this ain’t even my language but im still picking up what it’s putting down and u know what ? relatable

jehovahhthickness:
blackcarnation:
I was about to get so mad , until I read what it said
I want this on a t shirt
^^^^^

When you mad at bae

2017 is going to be the year of forgetting things bc I’m done with realizing

↖ easily manipulated by dogs

did-you-kno:
Source

You’ve got to hand it to blind prostitutes

So many dogs are getting extra walks because of pokemon go that makes me so happy

you know she dead

*blows a kiss toward heaven* for lil sebastian

I wonder if a Murderer has ever crossed my paths,contempted murdering me,and then thought “nah”.